Paris Hilton's Tear-Drenched Super Bowl Defeat

Unexpectedly moved by the of how Paris Hilton was reduced to tears by 50 Cent's demand that she immediately cease her unauthorized booty-shaking activities and "get the fuck off the stage" at her own Super Bowl party, we pass along the tale in the only way that made sense to us: in comic book form. After the jump, Paris's pain, splayed across six action-packed panels:

Hot Fashion Model:- Paris Hilton to appear at International Salon & Spa Expo

Join beauty industry professionals as they gather this weekend at the largest beauty show on the West Coast, the International Salon & Spa Expo (ISSE).

Held in Long Beach, California, ISSE hosts 400+ exhibitors on the showroom floor, including celebrity Paris Hilton's line of hair extensions, Dreamcatchers.

Press are invited to attend a press conference on Monday, January 27, 2008 from 1:00pm - 1:30pm in room 201B at the Long Beach Convention Center.

In a Q&A session, Paris will cover what inspired the line and talk about the future of the company. After the press conference concludes, Paris will head down to the Dreamcatchers Booth to sign autographs for Dreamcatchers' VIP customers.

Located at Booth 727, Dreamcatchers demonstrations and education will be taking place all weekend long. Be sure to stop and check out the scenery when Ms. Hilton makes an appearance.

The same extensions worn by Hollywood's socialites and celebrities, Dreamcatchers extensions will be available to all licensed beauty professionals at ISSE 2008. Dreamcatchers are 100% Remy human hair extensions, created by none other than the hair goddess herself, Paris Hilton.

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